So, should I just start? Okay.

I have smoked marijuana with friends. I’ve stolen a stop sign with friends. I drank underage with friends. I went to several college parties underage with friends.

I drove drunk once. A friend asked if anyone could drive and I said yes even though I knew I shouldn’t. I still feel horrible about that one.

I haven’t stolen anything. Oh, music and movies count? Then yes, yes I have stolen something.

I think about it often, the privilege I have. The privilege of driving like a hot mess. The privilege of not knowing where my insurance is, for example. The cops are always patient with me. I realize that isn’t everyone’s experience.