I’m trying to think of things I’ve done. Yeah, I smoked weed – but that’s boring. Yeah, I stole stuff – but that was when I was younger. I’ve drunk underage, and I’ve used someone else’s ID. I’ve downloaded music illegally, probably a couple thousand songs – but I didn’t see anything wrong with that.

Just after high school I hopped the school’s fence and snuck onto soccer field late at night with the boy I liked. We, you know, did things. That must have been trespassing.

It all just seems so normal. You don’t think of it as a crime because everyone’s doing it. Is there anything else? I mean, obviously there is – it’s just remembering it…